He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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