Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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