why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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