i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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