so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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