If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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