I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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