Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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