4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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