My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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