Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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