I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
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I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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