And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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