i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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