Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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