she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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