I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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