I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
where does the pee come out of this thing
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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