I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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