i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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