i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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