Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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