I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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