Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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