She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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