is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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