i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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