i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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