butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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