i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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