Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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