just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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