Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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