Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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