Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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