My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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