Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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