Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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