drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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