you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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