carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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