In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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