the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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