why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she smelled like a LAN party
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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