What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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