So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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