That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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