so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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