i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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