Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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