Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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