dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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