How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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