The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
