I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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