Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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