I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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