does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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