How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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